plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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Thick thighs are glorious ok.

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validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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vunes:

I wish I was a flower they are pretty and don’t do anything

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I'm Just Livin'.